What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.