What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake