What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.