Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Riposte Jokes More Riposte Jokes

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.