When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle