When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Parma Jean

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Napoleant !

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Lily !

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Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "