When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Because I ran her over in the street.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
The french army at the beginning of a war!
Gladiator.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
Because it was a wrecked tangle
