What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.