What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!