Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!