What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do I look like?

A typewriter "

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End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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My phone number, call me please!

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My phone number won't fill up an entire book.