Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!