Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Law Enforcement Agency Jokes More Law Enforcement Agency Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.