The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
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Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
A candle-nah-brah
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
A shot in the dark.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
They should at least take a shot at it
We're not falling for that one again!
Dad.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
