The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
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Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
The Secret Service
Al Gore's the stiff one.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
can't complain"
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Mitosis
Because he had Somalia.
A joggernaut.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
He ran into trafiki.
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Cancer got Jobs
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Dodged-a-Rango
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