What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.