What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.