How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone