How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.