How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.