How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.