How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.