What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)