What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)