What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute