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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Fist Fight Jokes More Fist Fight Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH