Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.