What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.