What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.