What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.