Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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He could never hit his kids.

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They are always taking off.

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Because they lack taters

What about Leo?

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.