They are always taking off.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He could never hit his kids.
Give him an enema
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
they planet.
Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
The punchline
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
r/EyeBleach.
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
When he's a billionaire.
She's a transparent.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...