What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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