What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.