What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday