What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.