Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent