Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "