What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.