What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.