Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons