Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant