Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.