Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.