Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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