Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated?

A Hillbilly

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!