Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!