Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!