Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!