Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Tooth-Hurty

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Diddly squat

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Top notch.

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Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!