Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.