What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.