What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing