Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream