Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad