Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad