What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !