Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Which is Reddit's favourite element?

M'lybdenum.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.