Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.