Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.