What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.