How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.