Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week