What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.