Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative