Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married