Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it