Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!