What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...