What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."