What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.