What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy