What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*