What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !