What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !