What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!