What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.