Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu