Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.