Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.