Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.