What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.