What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.