What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree