What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan