How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree