How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree